The Jellicle Parody

Written By: Cinderkitty


The next tomorrow....

¤BONK!¤ Remember Jenny kicked Brain the mouse into the next tomorrow? Well, it's the next tomorrow.

"I'm back... and I will wreak havok on Jennyanydots and all her stupid mice too!!!!!!!!" Brain cackled evilly.

Just then, he noticed a cage by the road with some pathetic looking people in it.

"Ha! Now you know how it feels to be locked in a cage, doncha? It's not very fun, is it? Ha ha, you're in a cage, and I'm not," Brain taunted the cat and the humans with blue and magenta hair.

"SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE! When I get out, I'll take over the universe, and I'll kill you!!!!" Jessie lunged at the mouse, but she was in the cage so she only ended up having bruises.

Brain pondered what she had just said. He was just a mouse, he couldn't take over the world by himself, and plus, this creature wanted to take over the universe. Why hadn't he thought of that earlier?

"I'll let you out, but you have to help me with my plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!" Brain agreed. He let Jessie out, but left James and Meowth locked up.

"Hey!!! LET US OOOUUUUTTT!!!" James cried.

"Meow! That's right!" Meowth said. (Author's note: Isn't he annoying?) ¤DOUBLE BONK!!!¤

Anyhow, like I said, they left them in the cage so that they could make plans to: TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! Mwha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!! (Author's note: Ummm... yeah, okay)

Back to the Jellicle Junkyard....

Most everyone had left, but Exotica stayed to pay her respects to Carbucketty.

"Poor Carbucketty, he didn't deserve to die," she cried.

Cassandra noticed the cat who looked very much like herself. She didn't like the cat because she thought she was a poser.

"Who are you?" Cassandra confronted Exotica.

"I'm Exotica..." Exotica said.

"You're a poser!"

"I am not!"



"ARE TOO!!!!!


"Are you even a Jellicle?"



Back to bald-butt....

"What do I do about this? I know! I'll find Mistoffelees! He's got magic, he'll solve all my problems!!!" Tugger said excitedly putting on his trench coat and sunglasses.

"Tugger!! We heard the news from Etcetera! You've got a BALD BUTT!!!!!! Whooahhoohahaha!!!!!!!" Alonzo laughed with his mouth wide open.

"Yeah..... let's see how the queens like you now...pphwahauauauauahahah!" Admetus snickered.

"Stop it! Stop laughing! Quit it! How would you feel if you had a bald butt??" Tugger pouted, and ran away.

Meanwhile at the conjuring turn....

Mistoffelees was in his ballet gear. Slippers, leotard, tiara, and let's not forget the most important element... the TUTU!!! (Author's note: Tutu?!?!?!?!)

"I'm a swan, I'm a swan..." Mistoffelees said to himself as he did some pirouettes.

"Buck, buck, buck, bu-GAWK!!!!!" Plato cheered. Mistoffelees had made Plato his new pet chicken.

Tugger rushed into the alley, and in the blink of an eye Mistoffelees had changed into his regular attire.

"Ummm... was it just me, or were you dancing around in a pink tutu???" Tugger asked giving Mistoffelees a strange look.

"What are you talking about? Have you lost your mind? Why would the all powerful conjuring cat dancing around in a pink tutu?!?!?!" Mistoffelees shouted at Tugger.

"Oh... I must've been seeing things...." Tugger was still unsure.

"Whew! That was a close call!" Mistoffelees thought. "So what do want now?"

"Well... uh... you see, first, you have to promise you won't laugh!!!!!!!!!!" Tugger said.

"I promise, I promise!" Mistoffelees nodded.

Tugger lifted up his trench coat to reveal his bare bottom.

"HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh man, I heard it was bad, but not this bad!!!!! PWHAHAHAH!!!!!" Mistoffelees laughed so hard he fell on the floor.

Even Plato the chicken laughed. "Buck, buck, bu-GAWK!!!!!!"

"You promised!!!!! You liar!!! You know where liars go? They go to Hell!!!!!" Tugger yelled. He was angry. It was all Etcetera's stupid fault.

"Alright, alright! Calm *laugh* yourself *burst of laughs* down!" Mistoffelees was turning red from trying not to laugh.

"Well... can't you do anything about it?????" Tugger asked annoyedly.

"Okay, let's see if this works!" Mistoffelees chanted some strange words and sent sparks to Tugger's bum. No hair. "Umm, okay, let's see if this does it!" he chanted some more strange words and sprinkled fairy dust on Tugger's bum. Still no hair.


"Even magic has limitations, but tell me, how did your, uh...*snicker* butt get bald...*laugh*" Mistoffelees asked trying to keep a straight face.

"Etcetera put super glue on her paws and put them on my bum. Jellylorum had scissors with her and cut the hair off," Tugger rolled his eyes.

"Jellylorum--scissors... there's your problem!!!!" Mistoffelees said brightly.

"What are you talking about?!?!?!?!" Tugger was sure Mistoffelees had gone mad.

"Didn't you know that Jellylorum's scissors are cursed! Whatever it cuts can never grow back, that's why the magic doesn't work!" Mistoffelees said.

"WHAT?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tugger screamed.

"I'm sorry, pal, but it looks like you're gonna stay that way forever.... mwahahahahah!" Mistoffelees laughed. Tugger cried and ran out of the alley.

"Buck, buck, buck, bu-GAWK!!!!!" said Plato.

"So that's over... what next? Oh, yeah... I'm a swan, I'm a swan!!!" Mistoffelees said as his ballerina outfit returned.

Back at the kittens' playground....

"POUNCIVAL AND ELECTRA ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jennyanydots screamed. Two out of three of her kittens were dead. You wanna know who's the third? Well, keep reading and you'll find out....

"Who could've done it?!?!?!" Munkustrap asked as he, Bombalurina, Demeter, and Jellylorum *magically* appeared into the alley (Author's note: The same way how he, Bomb, Demeter, and Jelly *magically* appear with the coackroaches near the end of the tap scene).

"Who would want to kill my poor little babies!!! Well, I can see why they'd want to kill Pouncival, the rascal... I never liked him very much, but Electra, she was such a good girl!" Jenny was beginning to talk to herself again.

"Yes, she was..." Demeter sighed shaking her head. Bombalurina put her arm around Demeter. (Author's note: i.e. like when Grizabella appears....)

"We have to protect my youngest baby!!! We can't let them get her!" Jenny cried.

"Where is she, anyway?" Jellylorum asked.

"I dunno..." Jenny said, her brows knit together.

"Where is she usually?" Munkustrap asked.

"I know! She's usually on top of a car singing to the moon!" Jenny said running to the nearest car.

"Let's go!!" the others all to cars nearby.

Back to the killer....

"Sunlight through the trees in summer endless maquerading!!!!!!" Jemima sang.

"Put a can on it!!!!!" Etcetera rolled her eyes. She was jealous of Jemima because everyone thought that she was so cute. Etcetera wished she could kill someone with her cuteness.

Jemima opened her eyes as wide as they could possibly open. "Hi, I'm Jemima!" she said bouncing.

"TURN YOUR EYES AWAY!! DON'T LOOK!!!!!!" Etcetera warned... too late. Alonzo, Coricopat, Tantomile, Admetus, and some other cats had died from the cuteness.

"I'm Jemima, and I'm gonna get you!!!!" Jemima hopped after Etcetera.

That's all I have for now, but stay tuned for Part 5!!!!!

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