Newsies... ah, just the sound of it rolls off your tongue. Try it, Newsies. Again, Newsies. See what I mean? Pretty Addictive, huh? So if you haven't seen it, you don't know what kind of stuff you're missing!!
Heya, guys and goilies! Welcome ta my Lodgin' Home, I'm Stubby and I'll be your tour guide for taday! Dere ain't much ta see in heah, seein' as it had just been built a coupla days ago, but deal wit it.
If ya wanna go an' meet some 'o da Newsies, go heah:
Meet da Newsies
If ya wanna read awl about 'em, go heah:
Read some fanfics and parodies!