One More Time Parody

(sing to the song Baby One More Time)

oh britney baby
i think you're a sleazy ho
without a hint of talent
oh britney baby
there's something wrong with your toe
it's bigger than this planet

surely, your hair looks unhealthy
your extensions look so fake
and no, it don't look good

you're talentless, it's killing me
and i, i must confess
you sing off key (sing off key)
can't hit the right note in any line
why do you whine?
you should practice overtime

oh britney, baby
it's time that you told the truth
your first kiss ain't justin
oh britney baby
please tell us that it isn't true,
you're sleeping with your cousin

truly, your eyes look so droopy
we all wonder
if you are an inbred -- no one knows

your ugliness is killing me
and i, i must confess
you're such a sleaze (such a sleaze)
we see right through you, you're talentless
give it a rest
all you do is flash your chest

oh britney, baby
your hair's been chewed by a goat
oh britney, baby
there's something stuck in your throat

i must confess, that you're talentless
it just blows my mind
don't you know i still believe
that you're an inbreed
and how you got signed
jive must have been deaf and blind